Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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