omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
