Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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