Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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