I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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