Someone shit on the floor
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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