Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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