She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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