Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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