i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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