theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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