You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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