If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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