that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
they need to just BURY HIM!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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