its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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