Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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