Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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