windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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