she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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