Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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