I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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