Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you didnt know i had herpes?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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