i can't believe i had my finger in that
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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