The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
