white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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