Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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