Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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