some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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