He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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