I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN