he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches