DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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