Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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