i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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