Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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