He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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