We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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