Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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