Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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