At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
