Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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