Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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