you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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