have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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