i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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