So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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