Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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