he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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