sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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