watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We had sex on a dog bed..
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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