So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Every concussion has its silver lining
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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