Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize