im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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I need to sanitize my soul.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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