is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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