1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just want to make out with him forever
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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